Thursday, June 21, 2007

Is Paris Burning?


Ok, ok, this is crazy. For the book signing I'm doing this Sat., June 23 at 2pm at Borders Books at 395 Broadway in Saratoga Springs, NY, a reporter with the daily newspaper the Albany Times-Union reported on his blog that Paris Hilton will be there. He said he got the info from Brenda Booth, a gossip columnist with the NY Post. I hope she doesn't come, because it will create a mob scene and detract from the book signing.

Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Book Signing Sat. at Borders


This Sat., June 23, at 2pm at Borders Books of Saratoga Springs, NY, I will be doing a book signing/event. Should be fun!!! You may have heard the rumors that Borders will be moving out all the books in order to install a baseball field for the event, and to tell you the truth I have no idea if it's true. Borders has been very secretive about everything, which includes another rumor that a famous baseball player, possibly Derek Jeter, Alex Rodriguez, or David Wright, will show up to take part in the festivities. Then another rumor began circulating that Paris Hilton was also going to be there. I don't know where these rumors are coming from, but Borders will not confirm or deny them, so I am really unsure what to think.

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Let the Games Begin!!

Ok, the long awaited weekly contest has begun, in conjunction with the release of "The Knuckleball From Hell." So what are you waiting for? Go on over to www.knuckleballfromhell.com/Contest.html and play. You might be the winner!!

Saturday, June 16, 2007

What a Night!

It was quite the party celebrating the release of "The Knuckleball From Hell," and as you can see, by the end of the night, Mr. Met had one drink too many and passed out. But he and Condi Rice danced the night away, along with the entire White House cabinet and even the President, who, judging by the looks of things, may have had too much to drink also. The good news is that Mr. Met picked himself up and got to work the next day, on time to cheer the Mets on as they beat the Yankees in the first game of the Subway Series 2007, Part II. And now, Mr. Met and Condi are considering moving in together. Go Mr. Met!

Thursday, June 14, 2007

It's Here!!!!

Attention! Great news! Today, on the White House lawn, at a joint press conference, Mr. Met and Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice announced that The Knuckleball From Hell is now out! Get your copy now at www.knuckleballfromhell.com or at Amazon.com or at your favorite bookstore! And tell your friends - Condi has and word is that everyone in the State Department is reading it right now, because she has made it required reading. She is currently studying the Mideast peace proposal in The Knuckleball From Hell that wins the two Mets outfielders the Nobel Peace Prize, with the hopes that it can be applied to real life.

Saturday, June 2, 2007

Coming Soon!



It's coming...The Knuckleball From Hell is coming in 2 weeks. That's 14 days, 336 hours, 20,160 minutes, and 1,209,600 seconds. Can you wait? Life as we know it will not be the same after it comes out, for peace will break out across the world, blonds will stop having more fun, Superman will no longer be weakened by Kryptonite, and the Mets will be in first. Oh, they're in first now. Well then, I shoulda said the Yankees.

People have been asking me about this character Donutman who appears in the book. In fact, the US Department of Health is concerned he will be a bad role model for kids because he is promoting the consumption of donuts. But what I tell them is that these are no carbs, no fats, no sugars, no articial anything, donuts. These are special donuts that make Donutman the powerful superhero he is. They are made of spinach, salmon, and oat bran, and nothing else. In fact, Donutman just signed an endorsement deal with Dunkin Donuts, and all their donuts are now going to have the Donutman seal of approval, if they are made with spinach, salmon, and oat bran. Dunkin Donuts, in a press release announcing the endorsement deal, stated that 90% of the donuts they sell will now be these types of donuts.