Friday, August 3, 2007

More on Rocks



One of the most profound and potentially devastating discoveries that my research team into the mating habits of rocks has found is something that may shock the core of western civilization. It was paleongeologist Dr. Ignatz Von Kipplehoffer of Vienna, while with the research team in Outer Mongolia, who came across carbon footprints that proved, without a doubt, that human beings are descended from rocks, and not, as previously thought, descended from apes. This discovery may alter all the concepts underlying evolution, biology, zoology, chemistry, physics, and tupperware. For if we are evolved from rocks, the bigger question then becomes, Who are we? What are we? And why are we? And this also explains why pet rocks were once popular. Obviously, once this information becomes public knowledge, there will be a run on pet rocks, so you may want to claim yours now.

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