It's coming...The Knuckleball From Hell is coming in 2 weeks. That's 14 days, 336 hours, 20,160 minutes, and 1,209,600 seconds. Can you wait? Life as we know it will not be the same after it comes out, for peace will break out across the world, blonds will stop having more fun, Superman will no longer be weakened by Kryptonite, and the Mets will be in first. Oh, they're in first now. Well then, I shoulda said the Yankees.
People have been asking me about this character Donutman who appears in the book. In fact, the US Department of Health is concerned he will be a bad role model for kids because he is promoting the consumption of donuts. But what I tell them is that these are no carbs, no fats, no sugars, no articial anything, donuts. These are special donuts that make Donutman the powerful superhero he is. They are made of spinach, salmon, and oat bran, and nothing else. In fact, Donutman just signed an endorsement deal with Dunkin Donuts, and all their donuts are now going to have the Donutman seal of approval, if they are made with spinach, salmon, and oat bran. Dunkin Donuts, in a press release announcing the endorsement deal, stated that 90% of the donuts they sell will now be these types of donuts.
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